Face here, sorry about the absence- I've been busy.

And I've got 2 new tracks I'll be uploading.

They're... Slightly better than my past ones! :P

Also- Check out the site! Even better.

And Nuclear Aftermath.. THere;s been some headway :)

Face

Guys! FKP is expanding even more!

Don't want to ruin the surprise- just keep checking the site!

Also, I need to know who's still interested, if ya are then leave a reply here!

See ya guys!

Face

Killer is currently working on the brand new Project Update.

When complete, this will allow our members to create they're very own projects.

This will entitle them to their own page, which will display all the information about the project.

A simple one will be made for users who cannot make their own, otherwise advanced users have the opportunity to completely customize they're site!

There will also be the option to buy your own professional site.

Other advantages of the Project Update include the ability to use the integrated forum system to get help/ support and extra hands to make your chosen project.

Your project doesn't even have to be about Digital Media, it could be for example about dancing...

So look out for the Project Update coming soon!

Face.

Killer is yet again on holiday, Edinburgh this time, so I'm told.

(Honestly, it would be nice if I heard these things from you.)

I have know idea when he'll be back, sorry folks.

Face

Killer again. I'm getting the hang of this whole 'news' buisiness. (And yes, quite a bit of this post is shamefully ripped from the FK Blog. DON'T JUDGE ME :( )

Anyway, as you have most likely noticed if you have visited the site recently, there is now a news ticker following you at the bottom of the page. Be friendly to it please, as I do have full access to IP records. Anyone being mean to the news ticker will face an angry 404 page.

Also, check out the awesomeness that is the new home page (Now news page) and home home page (Index page to those with html knowledge. It's the first page you meet when you type facekillerproductions.com into the address bar.)

ALSO check out the new highly updated forums, and please sign up. Here is a linky for those of you too lazy to go to the navbar:

Clicky

In addition:

There has been a minor update to the videos section. It now supports:

-Replies to other comments! ( :D )
-Avatars next to comments, direct from forums! ( :D )
-Bi-color comment backgrounds! ( :D )
-Voting 0 on a video! ( D: )

If you have a forum account, go to HERE and test out the comment system! This video uses a sandbox comment system which will be used for testing purposes, so comment as you please.

Killer

PS:
In the previous post, Face stated a folder containing everyones work has been corrupted. He didn't specify where that folder is, but the one on my PC and the one on the site is fine, so donnae be worried laddies.

Well, I hope it isn't too much of a disaster.

The folder containing copies of everyone's work I downloaded, has suddenly become corrupt.

I am hoping Killer can help me out anyway :D

Face of FaceKiller Productions.

WHAT LIES BENEATH

Format:

Characters-

Face: Face

Face is a man with no life, sitting infront of his computer all day, alone in his house... As he is too scared to go outside anymore...

Officer 1: VOICE ACTOR NEEDED FOR THIS VERY SMALL PART

This Officer is the man that arrests Face. That's all you see of HIM/HER.

Officer 2: VOICE ACTOR NEEDED FOR THIS PART

This Officer is the "good cop". Either male or female.

Officer 3: MALE VOICE ACTOR NEEDED FOR THIS PART

This officer is enivitably the "bad cop". Male voice actor only please.

SCRIPT

Scene 1

SOUND: Electricity humming, scary music.

(Dark room, illuminated only by the computer monitor, which the camera is directly behind. There are fishing rods, trophies and pictures hung up in the background.)

(After a few second, the camera takes a new point of view, now facing in front of the monitor, displaying the FKP logo. the camera starts from the right of the monitor, and slowly pans round, so that when it becomes dirctly in line with the monitor, there is the silhoutte of a man (Face) in the left side of the shot.)

(The camera then cuts to the man's face, which takes up most of the screen. His Face is grey, but there is a red glow from the monitor, which is spooky, because the image on the monitor contains no red.His eyes are bloodshot and unblinking. The camera moves ever closer to his right eye, the music rising in tension until.....)

BANG! (The door that is visible just past the curvature of the mans right side of his face is suddenly opened, the lights turned on, and many officers enter, shouting:

POLICE!

(Face shrieks)

Officer 1: Mr Fisher, we are arresting you on suspicion of rape.

Face: Wha- I didn't-

Offier 1: -You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say...

(The camera fades, and so does the officers speech, as the camera zooms close to his face, and follows it as he is jostled around.)

Scene 2

(Interrogation room, no music, containing Face, Officer 2 and 3, and a guard)

Officer 2: Mr Fisher, do you recognise this?

(Slams a bottle of thick, white, cloudy liquid onto the table)

Face: That's Fish Juice man, please let me go!

Officer 3: DON'T GIMME THAT CRAP, FACE!

Officer 2: Where were you on Monday 16th August 2010, at 9:56pm?

Face: A-at home! On my computer!

Officer 3: Oh come on, we all know you got it in for the Fish's, we KNOW what happened seven years ago!

Officer 2: You havn't been able to fish since that day, and you had enough...

Officer 3: So you raped Mr Fish's daughter!

(Slides picture of a brown trout across the table)

Face: NO! I- ewwww... YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG! He's set me up! I have been sitting in front of that screen all day every day because of him...

Officer 2: So you wanted revenge for what he did to you and your family!

Face: NO! Please, listen, if that's Fish Juice, and it is - believe me, I should know

(both Officers give him a scornful look)

Face: - Then we are all in great danger!

(Scary music restarts, and through his monologue scenes of murky waters, and small fish swimming away scared, and suprisingly humans on land too fleeing in fear is fading in and out)

Face continues as this is being shown: It shows that The Fish is fertile, and that 7 years ago I failed to change that.

(At this point, it shows his eyes, with the scenes of death and destruction projected over his eyeball.

He himself can cause carnage.... But if there's more than one of him- WE"RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

(Music peaks and cuts off, dramatic pause)

Officer 3: That's the biggest load of Fish Juice I've ever heard. Nice try, FishFace. Lock'em up, boys!

(Guards move in to retrieve Face)

Face: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!

(Music is playing throughout this, and peaks again as the camera zooms into the black abyss of his mouth, and there is a low, finishing note as an ugly fish comes out of the murky depths striaght at the camera.)

(The camera quickly zooms out of his mouth, just as the jail door with FaceKiller Productions slams shut)

(Screen goes black, credits roll as suspensful music plays...)

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If you want to help out, let me know.

OK guys, What Lies Beneath is a comedy/drama flash animation I wrote, I'll be uploading a format for it soon.

For it, we need:

Voice actors:

Officer 01: male/female
Officer 02: male/female
Officer 03: male

I'm currently collecting all the sound effects, and I hope to do the animation myself, so I better get used to CS5 quick!

But first- the format.

So, if you're interested, let me know!

Alright guys! This is Killer speaking, and no, it's not Face with multiple personality disorder, but rather the much more talented and handsome member of FK Productions!

Anyways, as the site programmer, it is my responsability to program the site. That's a given, but a job I handily gave myself (As if all the other jobs wern't also given by me...) is to tell you news about our site! So here goes:

THE COMMUNICATION UPDATE!

Included in this rather large site update include:

- (Near) Finished Forums!
- Actual working contact page! (Rather than the slightly less awesome 404 page!)
- New navbar! (So you can 'communicate' around the site!)
- Fully functioning videos section that works on all browsers, not just Internet Explorer! (So you can 'communicate' your thoughts and ideas in videos!)
- Fully functioning music player that looks more awesome and has more than just Face and Killer on it! (So you can 'communicate' your thoughts and ideas in music!)

AND... thats about it. Some server side stuff and formatting changes, but probably nothing else new. (I PROMISE THE ART SYSTEM WILL BE DONE SOON!)

Now, time for me to run away before Face notices my first statement of this post, and before Robin Walker notices I partially took the style or naming updates from the Team Fortress 2 blog!

Killer

Now that Killer is back, I am able to discuss with him what I have been up to while he has been away, and have been torrenting him with ideas and tasks that he needs to carry out.

So that means FaceKillerProductions.com is now developing again!

Note: Unlike me, Killer does have to sleep, and therefore progress may be slow yet steady (after all, he has the hard jobs, I'm just the organiser :D).